Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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