but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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