God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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