Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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