she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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