I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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