Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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