I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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