Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
