Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Less talking, more tequila
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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