If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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