She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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