quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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