He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What drink are we having for lunch?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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