'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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