Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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