: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think my fart just growled at me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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