Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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