My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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