with your own penis?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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