I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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