im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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