yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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