You surviving the open bar?
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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