For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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