I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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