dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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