hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
MIDGETS
????
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
