I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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