Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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