No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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