oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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