Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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