But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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