Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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