i think my tv is drunk
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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