What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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