yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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