I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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