Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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