her vagine was all disorganized.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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