This is not my ceiling
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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