So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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