he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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