i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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