she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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