I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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