singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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