sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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