ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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