You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the day after is always just damage control
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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