Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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