awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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