look no pants
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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